When I was younger, I was nuts. (Okay, I still am!) But when I would break up with a boy, I would usually write them a letter a lot like the one you are about to read. If you ever dated me, I'm sorry. You probably got one of these letters and I really thought I was being clever. But it turns out, I was just plain old crazy! Rest assured, I've grown up since then.  (Kind of.) Anyhow, I've written another one. This time, it isn't to a person. The recipient is now infertility. I've had enough! Enjoy the pinnacle of my insanity! I had a surgery a week ago to remove cysts & scar tissue caused by fertility medication. If you can't tell, I'm pretty fed up!

Dear infertility, 

I'm writing this letter to inform you that I am terminating our relationship. It may come as a shock, I'm sure. We have been together for so long. I admit, I was never happy. Our relationship has always been one sided. It was never about me. You alone are responsible for so many torturous moments in my life. You are responsible for surgeries, pain, discomfort & so much more. You have made me fat, grouchy, worried & stressed. I have grown stronger from our time together. Which is no thanks to you. I'm proud of the way I've handled the way things have gone between us. I've learned to be stronger, without a doubt. I'm thankful for the brief 9 months we spent apart. I was able to have my son then. I know it wasn't your intention to leave me alone at all, but I'm so glad you did! I'm hoping to have that opportunity again very soon, now that we are parting ways. I hope you will understand. But, I'll be honest, I really don't care. I'm sorry that it came to this, but you're a huge jerk! My friends are starting to encourage me to break up with you & I believe they're right. I hope you don't bother anyone else after we are through. I know you though. I'm sure you will. I hope you have the sense to leave me alone. My husband will hurt you if you don't. (He's very protective.)

Hoping to never see you again! 

Effective immediately, 


  1. I love it!!!! are a terrible. terrible thing. Leave and never come back! (at least for nine months). Love, The Nana!!

  2. Thank you! We feel like everyone should have a special kind of disdain for the ugly monster infertility is! -LaChelle